10 Random Poker Quotes

• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim