10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Welcome to kicker school
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water