10 Random Poker Quotes

When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
"Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
"Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
Why not, when some because there are three.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters