10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus