10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Fook the floosh droo!
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.