10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.