10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Fold and live to fold again
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.