10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz