10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"