10 Random Poker Quotes

• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.