10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.