10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.