10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.