10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."