10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.