10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow