10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!