10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."