10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!