10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --