10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus