10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)