10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it