10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Poker is for loners.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.