10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Fook the floosh droo!
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.