10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson