10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003