10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986