10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss