10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Fold and live to fold again
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-