10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Fold and live to fold again
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim