10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.