10 Random Poker Quotes
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- MoeSyzslak
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)