10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare