10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.