10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet