10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.