10 Random Poker Quotes

I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
"Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson