10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.