10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus