10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- im going to 2 out you to death
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Fook the floosh droo!
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003