10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss