10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"