10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."