10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.