10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Fold and live to fold again
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.