10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.