10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"