10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• The all-in play works everytime but once.