10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Fold and live to fold again
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.